{"id":236,"date":"2011-03-18T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coyoteblog.posterous.com\/tv-depictions-of-volunteerism"},"modified":"2017-10-11T12:59:17","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T19:59:17","slug":"tv-depictions-of-volunteerism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coyotecommunications.com\/coyoteblog\/2011\/03\/tv-depictions-of-volunteerism\/","title":{"rendered":"TV depictions of volunteerism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to being highly amused at <a href=\"http:\/\/coyoteblog.posterous.com\/aid-workers-in-fiction-new-abc-show-in-januar\" target=\"_blank\">how television dramas portray international aid workers<\/a>, I&#8217;m even more amused by certain comments made on various TV shows, mostly about comedy, about volunteerism.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been collecting quotes regarding volunteering and community service from various TV shows for a few years now: I hear one, usually on a re-run, and run scrambling to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\">Google<\/a> to find it if it was too long to write down. I know there are TONS of hilarious quotes from <em>The Simpsons<\/em> regarding volunteering and community service, but I can never find them online later&#8230; Here&#8217;s one that I was able to find soon after I heard it:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Homer:<\/em> Community service? But that&#8217;s work! What about jail?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> <em>Judge:<\/em> Community service!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> <em>Homer:<\/em> No, I want to go to jail. Free food, <\/span>tear drop<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> tattoos, library books that come to you. I&#8217;ll serve anything but the community!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t hear this one, but found it online; it&#8217;s from from <em>The Vampire Diaries<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Pageant contestant:\u00a0<\/em>Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn&#8217;t mean I was any less committed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Another I didn&#8217;t hear myself, but found online; it&#8217;s from <em>Scrubs<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Dr. Kelso:\u00a0<\/em>Attention surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year. The annual blood drive is upon us, and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors as the hospital&#8217;s new mascot, the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr. Prick&#8230; We&#8217;ll probably change the name.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>But by far, I&#8217;ve found the most quotes online regarding volunteering from <em>The Office<\/em>, a show I so adore. The first three are from the character Dwight:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Volunteerism is important. Every weekend I volunteer at the local animal shelter, they need a lot of help down there. Last Sunday I had to put down 150 pets by myself.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff&#8217;s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven&#8217;t.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>One more from <em>The Office<\/em> &#8211; an exchange between two characters:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Ryan<\/em>: Jim. I wanted to apologize&#8230; for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself and now that I&#8217;ve quit the rat race I&#8217;ve realized there&#8217;s so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company&#8217;s history. I&#8217;ve even started volunteering. Giving back to the community.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Jim<\/em>: Well that&#8217;s great. You&#8217;re talking about your <\/span>court ordered<span style=\"color: #800080;\"> community service?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Ryan<\/em>: I don&#8217;t need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\"><em>Jim<\/em>: But he did, right?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The most hilarious depiction of volunteerism I&#8217;ve ever seen? The entire episode of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0697742\/\" target=\"_self\">The Old Man<\/a>&#8220;, where Jerry and his friends volunteer to help senior citizens. It&#8217;s priceless. I wish nonprofit organizations had permission to use it in volunteer orientations and trainings.<\/p>\n<p>All this came to mind because Susan Ellis is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.energizeinc.com\/hot\/2011\/11mar.php\" target=\"_blank\">focusing her March hot topic on jokes regarding volunteerism<\/a>. 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