Turn Me Loose!
March 26, 2007
I think it might be a bit better if you work for an NGO here rather
than the UN, as far as freedom. Way less pay and bennies, true, but
much more flexibility when it comes to travel, within and outside of
Kabul. UN workers are, officially, not allowed to walk the streets
of Kabul AT ALL -- we walk from our UN vehicle, driven by an
official UN driver, into whatever secure location we are going to
(work, guest house, security-approved restaurant, another agency,
etc.). I think I may not even be supposed to go to the A1
supermarket, but until I get caught, I'm going, because the prices
and distance to get to the PXs out on Jalalabad road are STUPID. NGO
workers, on the other hand, may use one of the private security taxi
companies to go places, go visit historical sites, and pop across
the street or down to the corner store for a cola. Ofcourse, as a
foreign woman, I wouldn't even be able to pop down to the corner
store for a cola, certainly not alone, if I worked for an NGO, even
with my burka (which I'll pick up on Friday)... it's not the
terrorism that's the threat -- it's the crime. Theft is a huge
problem here. And guns are widely and readily available, and not
well-maintained - I'm affirmed in my belief for gun control more
than ever now, seeing the situation here. A fully-armed, often
desperate-and/or-angry public is a mightily scary thing.
I hate this
woman for being able to do all that I may not... and I know
EXACTLY where this hike is. I pass it every day on my way to work.
Speaking of NGOs: Beyond the 11th
supports Afghan widows affected by war and terrorism, by funding
programs that provide life-sustaining financial and emotional
support. Beyond Belief, a documentary about the work of Beyond the
11th, has been selected to be a part of the Tribeca Film
Festival."
So, what have I been doing at work?
- getting rudimentary-but-updated information on our program's
web site.
This was a huge endeavor, as least when it came to my UN
employer and this program's sponsor, because the UN IT guy
flatly refused to put up the new information on our existing
page unless I provided the page completely in HTML, with
absolutely no mistakes, ready to be FTPd to the site and fitting
into the existing design perfectly. There's no web master right
now at my UN agency, hasn't been for about two months, and this
agency hasn't appointed anyone to fill that role while they
eventually maybe perhaps look into possibly hiring someone. ALL
of the contact information on the ENTIRE site is wrong (so, CNN,
if you were looking to interview anyone from this UN agency, or
Bill Gates, if you were looking to fund a program under this UN
agency, well so sorry). I got emails from three other people as
well from the UN agency, assuring me that it was NOT their job
to help me. So, I went to the TechSoup
message boards and asked for recommendations on easy, easy,
easy-to-use HTML mark up software for a non-Mac, something as
much like BBEdit as possible (that's what I use on my Mac). I
got several recommendations, and downloaded EditPlus and NVU,
and used the former; it worked brilliantly. But I have no idea
if the change has been made, as I haven't had Internet access
since I sent that file over.
Tell me again why people think the UN will try to take over
the world? And kudos to the government ministry for being the
polar opposite in their approach to getting the information
up.
I've still lots to do regarding the web. The pages are all
updated, but they are BORING. Other development agencies have
really great sites with exciting info. It's long overdue for
this program to follow suit. The web pages aren't so much for
locals as much as donor countries and expats looking to see
that their country is on the rebound.
- editing whatever the Ministry gives me to edit. They are
thrilled to have a native English speaker on the compound. Well,
they are thrilled until they get their documents back from me...
I don't use red as a markup color because the shock of all that
color might make someone have a heart attack.
- taking photos of whatever I can find to take photos of. And
this is a huge challenge because a lot of what my program does
here on the compound is have meetings. Ah, meetings... nothing
like photos of meetings to put ya to sleep.
- reading and preparing some short, pithy presentations on
various aspects of communications. I'm really glad I brought a
huge "to read" folder full of docs and PDFs I've been meaning to
read for a while with me to Afghanistan, because if I hadn't had
that stuff, I'm not sure what I'd be doing now at work with no
Internet. Plus, I brought a bunch of my own digital library of
communications/outreach resources. I've pulled a lot of what I
need for these presentations from all these digital files.
Hurrah for me. I love when I do something right - 'cause, if you
know me, you know I absolutely beat myself up when I do
something wrong.
There's a young guy at work who works in procurement, and fills in
on some IT stuff, and he *loves* cricket. I realized it when I went
downstairs for whatever, and saw a cricket page on his computer -
much like my Yahoo brackets page for March Madness. He says he's on
the Afghanistan cricket team. And, well, maybe he is - I doubt they
get to play many matches and, therefore, I doubt Anyway, I call him
"cricket" and he calls me "basketball."
His colleagues in the Ministry IT department know me now because
I call one of them every time the Internet goes out - I call and
whichever answers says, "Hi, Jayne." Anytime one of them fixes it,
I text him on my phone to say thanks. Last time, one of them
wrote, "Welcome, dude." So now, whenever the Internet is out, I
write, "Dude, where's my internet?!"
Actually, they are giving up on wireless at work. We had no
internet at work for three days. The two IT guys have been walking
around taping up cables and, soon, we'll all have wires dangling
down from the ceiling to hook up to our laptops. Won't THAT be
attractive... I guess you have realized by now that these
buildings are NOT up to code. They say that the reason we have so
many problems with the wireless connection is because of the
frequent power cuts. There is NO city power grid; every compound -
indeed, every house - has it's own generator. And the power goes
out for from a few seconds to a few minutes several times a day,
at the guest house, here at work - all over town. Apparently, when
the power comes back on, the wireless doesn't reboot or whatever.
They feel switching us all to cable connections will mean they
won't have to reset so many Internet-related machines each time
the power goes off and on. Whatever. Who knows.
So, Stefan has this program that produces a world map and shows
where every person who has visited his web site is in the
world. I always know when members of my family have looked at his
site by all the little circles in Western Kentucky... I visited
the site so he could have a dot for Eastern Afghanistan, and he
screen captured the map and did a little edit on it. I've uploaded
it to the shared files section of this yahoo group, and printed it
out and posted it next to my desk at work. Every time I look at
it, I laugh.
I finally got sick. I knew I would. Glad it didn't happen during
my first three weeks, when I didn't know my head from my... elbow.
I've kept working while sick, sticking to two-day diet of nothing
but tea, chicken broth (hurrah for me again for remembering to
bring that from Germany), saltine crackers, soup from the evening
buffet and a little Afghan bread. Today, I dared to eat a piece of
pizza (and it wasn't bad - but nothing can be as bad as the pizza
at the Bad Godesberg train station pizza). Gunda had some medicine
as well (which I stupidly forgot to bring myself). Why did I keep
working? Because I just HATED the idea of being stuck in that dang
room, I really did. Time passes much more quickly when I'm
working.
It's already so warm here. I've got two of my windows open right
now, and it's past 8 in the evening. That means summer's going to
be scorching. Ugh. Really glad I brought a good mix of clothes. I
was expecting the seasons to change before I went home the first
time, but not so quickly. Yes, great weather for another holiday -
this time, it's April 1, Prophet's Day. Or, as a colleague
accidentally wrote in an email, "Profits Day." Not that I'll get
to enjoy the weather much... If I didn't have a huge window in my
office, I'd pull my hair out.
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